PINK SLIP Presents "Blue Balls", Tues. May 26!!
Date: May 23rd 2009
 Hello My Young, Fresh, Nubile Super-Vixens, Remember the glory days of premature ejaculation, bed-wetting, uncontrollable erections during gym class, porno mags swiped from the 7-11, girlfriends that won't put out and boyfriends you can't tell anyone about. This week at PINK SLIP we're hearkening back to our sexually frustrated youths and celebrating how we've all blossomed into such sexually depraved adults - this Tuesday, May 26th get ready for "Blue Balls"!!  Featuring Explosively Juicy Performances by: Isis Starr Pippi Lovestocking Ferosha Titties Lady Monster Monifa Sweet Chastitti Belle ...and more! Pippi Lovestocking fires up the night with her killer pre-show stand-up at 11:30 PM, while DJ Drama bin Laden spins the beats that make the dance floor bleed. Queensize greets you at the door, and our bar staff will fill you to the brim with precious potions!! Now for a peek into the delectable future of PINK SLIP: June 2nd - "Dead Can Dance" - A tribute to one of the greatest alternative bands of all time - Dead Can Dance!! Featuring Ronni Guitar, Dottie Lux, and Vixen Noir. June 9th - "Damaged Goods" - Trash-talkin' big haired hoodlums, reform school girls, and busty bad-mouthed broads that'll cut you as soon as sit on yer face. Featuring Honey Mahogany, Dottie Lux, Ruby White, Honey Penny, and Sweet Chastitti Belle. June 16th - "Heathers: The Musical" - Join Raya Light, Suppositori Spelling, Trixxie Carr, Precious Moments, and other misfits as they re-interpret this classic '80s bitch-fest! June 23rd - "Stalkerazzi" - Hysterica co-hosts his own birthday bash/fashion show/performance art extravaganza featuring Phaedra and Bebe Sweetbriar! Plus Danny Palacios will be snapping rock-star pics of everyone to make you feel sooooooo incredibly stalkable!  And mark your calendars everyone: also on Tuesday, June 23rd, fine-ass photographer Christopher Boyd is having an exhibition of his work documenting the San Francisco night-life scene, featuring images of me and several other fabulous queens - "Dressed as Girl" will be shown at the San Francisco Public Library's James Hormel Gay and Lesbian Center with a free reception from 6pm-8pm. Come and get your art-rocks off and then get on over to PINK SLIP for more photographic frenzy!  Have you people sashayed through our amazing YouTube Channel lately? Now you can see highlights from previous shows, and if you subscribe then you'll stay informed about all the hoopla that struts upon our stage and in front of our pink fluffy lens. Just go to www.youtube.com/pinkslipsf and see for yourself...     Here are some other hot weekly parties that you should check out:  Red Hots Burlesque - Every Friday at El Rio, 3158 Mission St, 8 PM - Scrumptious burlesque queen Dottie Lux's phenomenal weekly show featuring some of the hottest dancers in town. Come with your sense of humor and get ready to ogle, hoot and holler – every show features hot bods, pasties, outrageous costumes, a lot of humor and, of course, bumpin' and grindin'! www.redhotsburlesque.com  Sunday Mornin' Cocktail Party - Every Sunday at Triple Crown, 1760 Market St, 2:30 PM - Hosted by Bebe Sweetbriar and DJ'd by Foxee Lawrence, you can unwind and enjoy a savory party buffet of treats and cocktail specials while being entertained by spicy hot drag divas including Paju Munro, Ashika-Shea DeMornay, and me! www.triplecrownsf.com  Cocktailgate - Every Sunday at Truck Bar, 15th & Folsom, 9 PM - My drag mom Suppositori Spelling’s raucous drag show featuring subversive weekly themes and a changing cast of top-notch gender delusionists. Plus no cover, and food served until midnight! Come and see me perform on May 24th in the "Intervention" show!! www.myspace.com/cocktailgate And FYI: PINK SLIP is now on Facebook and Myspace - so please join our groups to show your support and help us build our voice in the artistic community. See you at the show, my lovelies!!! XXX Virginia Suicide PINK SLIP is Every Tuesday @ The Stud Bar 399 9th Street @ Harrison 10 PM - 2 AM, Main Stage Show @ Midnight www.pinkslipsf.com www.youtube.com/pinkslipsf www.myspace.com/virginiasuicide |
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